D0lle D0ck by The Troopers
!!! UNFORTUNATELY,PARRALLAXX (_?!) COU - HELLO,HELLO,HELLO! - ARE HERE AGAIN WITH ONLY - PURPOSE IN MIND: - TO NAIL YOU TO YOUR MONITOR WITH THE HELP OF THIS - INTERESTING TEXT. - WAS RIPPED FROM THE - WAS RIPPED FROM THE - WAS RIPPED FROM THE - TUNES 2 & 3 WUZ DONE BY - . ALL TUNES WERE RIPPPPED OUT BY - EXCEPT FOR THE - TUNE WHICH WAS RIPPPED BY - . THE PICTURE WAS PAINTED BY - AND WAS INSPIRED BY THE - "D0LLE D0CK" ... THIS IS THE D0LLE D0CK SELECTOR. - SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT!!! - UNFORTUNATELY,PARRALLAXX (_?!) COULDN'T BE WITH US 2-DAY COZ WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS! (_ HE! SAYZ DEVIL!) ... HELLO THERE,HILDE-GUNN-BEATE-GERD-GAUTE! I STILL LOVE U! EVEN THOUGH YOU RAPED MY JOYSTICK YESTERDAY. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT EFFECT - HAVE ON PEOPLE,DO YOU! HELLO BREDE! SER DU PAA? DEVIL SENDS GREETINGS TO YOU! TONITE I AM GONNA WATCH - "SOME MOTHERS DO 'AVE 'EM" - ON SUPERCHANNEL ... - DONT SWALLOW MY TV! HAHA! HE GOT AN ELECTRIC SHOCK!!! - HE'S STILL ALIVE... ...THANX TO "KING FEATURES SYNDICATE" FOR MAKING THE SILLIEST CARTOON EVER : " - SAYS DEVIL. I PERSONALLY PREFER " - KEEP ON ROCKIN' OVERDRIVE!!! AND A MSG. TO PHYLDE : "0LL!" AHHH. WE'RE SOOO - WE'RE GOIN OUT TO BUY SOMETHING TO DRRRINK ( - WHILE WE'RE OUT GUZZLINN SOME DRINX,YOU CAN HACK A LITTLE IN THE SPRITES. THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING MESSAGES. ESPECIALLY FOR - HAHA. THE TIME IS NOW - PLEASE WAIT 'TIL WE RETURN WITH OUR TUMMIES FULL! HEY,HEY,HEY! WE'RE BACK!!! - THE TIME IS NOW 18:28:20...WE HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS!!! - A PRETTY STUPID,UN-INTERESTING,FOOLISH,JERKY THING TO SAY... - MY COKE IS ALMOST FINISHED...(THIS IS - THE IDOL SPEAKING,PARALLAX!!!!(JARRE IS A BLOODY STUPID NAME!!!)) - COKE IS IT! COKE IS IT! COKE IS IT! PERSONALLY I LIKE "MOZELL" BETTER! MOZELL! MOZELL! MOZELL!!!! THE UGLY PICCY WAS DRAWN BY IDOL DURING A BAD CASE OF PSYCHOTIC NEED OF COKE.... THERE! MY COKE IS FINISHED! NOW FOR SOME - ENTERTAINING FAIRY-TALES: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE FROG CALLED FREDDY FROG. THERE WAS ALSO A LITTLE SHEEP CALLED SHEILA SHEEP.ONE DAY THE FROG MET THE LITTLE SHEEP,AND HE SAID "HELLO,SHEEP ARE YOU CHEAP?" THE SHEEP WAS VERY UPSET ABOUT THE FROG'S NASTY LANGUAGE AND ANSWERED "YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO SPEAK PROPERLY!" BY THE WAY,IF YOU'D LIKE A NUMBER,THEN JUST CALL ON ME TONITE!" THEN THE SHEEP SAID IN A RATHER HARSH TONE "YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY LITTLE FROG! YOU SHOULD BE DEEPLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" THE FROG ANSWERED WITH A PLEASANT SMILE "OH,WHAT THE HELL!" THE SHEEP WAS ASTONISHED BY THE FROG'S FLABBERGASTING MANNERS.SHE SAID "YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! (DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH A "69"?)" THE FROG ANSWERED "YOU,BET I DO,HONEY!" THE SHEEP SAID "WELL THEN IT'S SETTLED! LETS GO MAKE SOME NOISE!" -CENCURED- ...AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THIS WAS A TALE OF THE UNEXPECTED. WRITTEN BY DOALD RAHL! "FOOO FOOO FOOO FOFOFOFOFOFOOO!" YELLS DEVIL! (I THINK HE LIKED THE STORY.) "HALLO LARS,GAMLE KALOSJ! JEG BARE SA DET,JEG..." ITS JUST ANOTHER PANIC FRIDAY! (I DONT 'AVE ANY MONEY FOR BEER TONIGHT.) AH-AH-AH-AAAAH! (SING IT!) - HELP,HELP.I CANT SWIM! HELP! I SAY,OLD CHAP:WHY SHOULD I.I CANT PLAY THE PIANO,BUT I DONT GO AROUND TELLING IT TO EVERYBODY... JOLLY GOOD SHOW,EH? FAR OUT,MAN! WOW LIKE GREAT LIKE LIKE LIKE EHH... WELL ANYWAY:- HERE COME THE GREETINGS:- GREETING GREETING GREETING. NO,WE WONT BORE YOU WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.BUT THEY WILL BE COMING LATER. PERHAPS AND THEN AGAIN PERHAPS NOT... - YOU THINK YOU ARE SO - GOOD,BUT YOU WILL - BE ABLE TO MAKE AN - DEMO LIKE THIS ONE ... THE - "D0LLE D0CK SELECTOR" - PAUSE.. HELLO,WE ARE BACK AGAIN AFTER A SMALL PAUSE PLAYING SOME VEEERY OLD ( - GAMES... LIKE F.EX. - ... THE TIME IS NOW - ... WE ARE VERY SORRY THAT - CANT BE WITH US HERE TONIGHT AND SHARE THIS MOMENT OF PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING IN THE WORLD WITH US... ..." - HALLO LARS,GAMLE ST0VEL! JEG BARE - DET,JEG..." HAVE YOU SEEN THE " - ? YEECH! ITS REALLY LOUSY! (2 BARF BAGS,PLEASE ... OH,MAKE THAT - WOULD YOU?) THE PAINTING OF THE EYES IS - BAD... IT CANT BE TOLD ... IT MUST BE EXPERIENCED... ... - HAS MADE A ULTRAMEGASUPERGREATFANTASTIC AMAZING FLABBERGASTING PICTURE OF - AND WOW! IT IS REALLY SOMETHING! ... LOOK FORWARD TO THE DEMO!!! ... HELLO - ! WE HEAR YOU ALSO HAVE MADE A " - " PICCY! SORRY,BUT WE WERE THE FIRST WITH - IDEA! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME... ...YOU MAY NOW PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES OR YOU CAN TURN OFF THE MONITOR! B-COZ:- THE TERRIBLE,FEARSOME - ARE NOW APPROACHING... BEWARE,BEWARE! * DANGER! * FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS... GREETINGS TO : ... JAZZCAT ... OMEGA ( - ) ... MR.MAX (NO OFFENCE,BUT: STOP SENDING SHITWARE,PLEASE!) ... EUROCRACK (YOU ARE THE BEST,TRULY!) ... MOODY (I BET U 'AVE FALLEN ASLEEP BY NOW!) ... OVERDRIVE (KEEP ON ROCKIN'!!!) ... JETTY + JUTBIT (?!) + BETJAT + JATBET + TEBJAT (___ MOVING,HA? SO - ) ... CHIVE ... THE LOWBOYS (WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS DEMO? FAR OUT,HA?!?) ... HESTEN PETTERSEN (HAHA! GLUB GLUB GLUB! --THE ULTIMATE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPAZE WHICH DOESN'T REALLY EXCIST BEACAUSE OF THE 3RD DIMENSION-- KEEP ROCKIN' (_ OH,IS - WHAT IT IS...STOP DRUMMING MY DESK THROUGH THE BLOODY FLOOR, - ) ... THE SPRITES SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THE BORDER... ...IF YOU DON'T FIND THEM,LOOK IN THE MEMORY WITH YOUR - THIS IS DEFINATELY - BYE NOW! - STILL WATCHING? - WELL THE TEXT IS JUST ABOUT TO - AROUND NOW,SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH MUCH LONGER. - YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF A - READING THIS FAR. WE SURE HOPE THERE IS A BED FOR YOU AT REITGJERDET!!! - HEY,DEVIL! DO YOU HAVE A GUN? I'D LIKE TO KILL THAT BASTARD WHO'S WATCHING...I WANT TO GET SOME SLEEP. (...AND BREDE WAS HIS NAME...) OH,NO THIS IS - ! WRAP! :- HELLO,HELLO,HELLO! THE TROOPERS ARE HERE*BREAK ERROR!* SO YOU WANT TO READ THIS TEXT TWICE,DO YOU??! ( - WHATS THE POINT, - ?) ... WE CERTAINLY FOOLED YOU THERE,SUCKERS! YOU - BELIEVED THAT THE TEXT STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN... ...WELL,TELL NO LIES: THIS IS THE END. - . - SSSSSSSSSXXXX]] "&''''''FGFGCCBBCCBBCCBBQ* - GXG]G^G G%G G^G]G/G G"G#G(G#G G/ - B_B_B B_B_B_B%B_B_B B/B[B_B^BZBYB] - OXB#B$BYB!B"B_BXB%B$B]B/B!B BYB&B%BXB0B.B_B+B'B*B -